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Aug 27, 2014 / 105,068 notes

notdannyphantom:

Dude, as a kid, i used to be  like “what is she saying. it’s so smart omfg” but like 6 years later i realize that it’s actually the most general algebraic principle and i am sixteen

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Aug 27, 2014 / 107,748 notes

sluttyoliveoil:

when you type something REALLY fast and youre sure you made a typo but you didnt

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Aug 27, 2014 / 110,452 notes

efficientenough:

poopflow:

*oitnb theme song plays* *runs 3 miles* *takes 2 hour nap* *goes out to dinner* *comes back and takes a shower* *episode starts*

you’ve got time

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artbymoga:

stylefordays:

tyleroakley:

9 words to make you really think.

This. Is. Profound.

This is something everyone should see
Aug 27, 2014 / 757,297 notes

artbymoga:

stylefordays:

tyleroakley:

9 words to make you really think.

This. Is. Profound.

This is something everyone should see

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Aug 27, 2014 / 558,182 notes

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Aug 27, 2014 / 17 notes

marypopppins:

It’s the 50TH MARY POPPINS ANNIVERSARY TODAY

DON’T LOOK AT ME DON’T TOUCH ME
SING WITH ME INSTEAD

Aug 26, 2014 / 16,780 notes

sprinkledoughnut:

my anaconda don’t want none unless u got hot cross buns hot cross buns one a penny two a penny hot cross buns

(via oncemoreforluck)

stonedhungrycat:

glitteringhaley:

So anyone want to discuss the topic if Mathew Gray Gubler because I love him to death.

Ugh he’s fabulous.
Aug 26, 2014 / 867 notes

stonedhungrycat:

glitteringhaley:

So anyone want to discuss the topic if Mathew Gray Gubler because I love him to death.

Ugh he’s fabulous.

(via nonbinarynewt)

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION
GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA
Aug 26, 2014 / 66,457 notes

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION

GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

(via robert-downey-jesus)

tsukihi:


IM DEAD AS HELL
Aug 26, 2014 / 129,660 notes

tsukihi:

IM DEAD AS HELL

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Aug 26, 2014 / 470,650 notes

squiiiije:

In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her 

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Aug 26, 2014 / 20,764 notes

potterbird:

"I’m just gonna ask you 73 questions in an unreasonably short amount of time.”

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Aug 26, 2014 / 1,421 notes
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fuckyeah-nerdery:

cranzerries:

cranzerries:

I dream to someday run a companies twitter

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Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?

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Aug 26, 2014 / 744,094 notes

potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

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