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Oct 18, 2014 / 109,008 notes
  • teacher: are there any classes you are struggling with?
  • me: the bourgeois
  • teacher: what
  • me: what
  • karl marx: nice
Oct 18, 2014 / 103,595 notes

leanaisnotabanana:

Rethink, Science World is well known in Canada to award-winning and eye catching advertisements that educate the public.

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Oct 18, 2014 / 89,554 notes

possessed-night-guard:

marauders4evr:

It’s just a flesh wound.

The single greatest scene in cinematic history.

(i dont reblog things on this blog but this was a keeper)

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Oct 18, 2014 / 570 notes

paintedgrace:

Hozier || Jackie and Wilson

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Oct 18, 2014 / 39,206 notes
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fuks:

just saw this on my FB
Oct 13, 2014 / 112,716 notes

fuks:

just saw this on my FB

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Oct 13, 2014 / 195,896 notes

wrrench:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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OH YEAH

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Oct 13, 2014 / 274,547 notes

Anonymous said: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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Oct 13, 2014 / 218,635 notes

rexuality:

my mom and dad were arguing in front of me whether to give me a present now or to wait til christmas and my mom was like “can we give her it now?” and my dad was like “what present” and my mom was like “you know… the good one” and my dad was like “spell it” and my mom goes “GREG, SHE’S 23”

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cinderchild:

radec-073:

helioscentrifuge:

The perfect remedy for this cold and rainy weather?1.2 gallons of hot chocolate.



WHERE CAN I GET ONE OF THESE I HAVE A GREAT NEED
Oct 12, 2014 / 207,396 notes

cinderchild:

radec-073:

helioscentrifuge:

The perfect remedy for this cold and rainy weather?
1.2 gallons of hot chocolate.

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WHERE CAN I GET ONE OF THESE I HAVE A GREAT NEED

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Oct 10, 2014 / 45,967 notes

mainsstream-teenss:

The best ever episode of catfish

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Oct 9, 2014 / 155,813 notes
  • My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and his loser tie
Oct 9, 2014 / 346,904 notes

absolutcute:

i want to look like an arctic monkeys song

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Oct 9, 2014 / 239,231 notes

fiendishly-nerdy:

if someone “fights like a girl” you should be absolutely terrified of them have ever seen a girl fight they’ll rip your fucking throat out with their hands while the guys are still doing that weird cobra posturing thing for five minutes 

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