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Sep 17, 2014 / 16,867 notes

foxnewsofficial:

nice of people to stop murdering with steam in the year 2000

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Sep 17, 2014 / 460,705 notes

coluring:

i’m closer to the age 20 than 10 this isn’t good

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Sep 17, 2014 / 233,236 notes
Sep 17, 2014 / 97,234 notes

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

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trust:

"all girls dress the same"
Sep 14, 2014 / 139,433 notes

trust:

"all girls dress the same"

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gonzozeppeli:

Just like grammar used to make
Sep 14, 2014 / 155,987 notes

gonzozeppeli:

Just like grammar used to make

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Sep 14, 2014 / 101,785 notes

elijahelegia:

newsketches:

2007excalibur2007:

rapidbeta:

egobus:

omg my little brother was using my computer and look at his search history

image

so embarrassing

"sonic with boobies"

sonic fanfiction

Sexy anime girls with boobs

did anyone read the whole list

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the sky turned tie-dye in sheffield at 16:09 today
Sep 13, 2014 / 187,473 notes

the sky turned tie-dye in sheffield at 16:09 today

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Sep 13, 2014 / 149,342 notes

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gllitched:

I don’t think that’s the lesson they’re trying to teach you friend
Sep 12, 2014 / 114 notes

gllitched:

I don’t think that’s the lesson they’re trying to teach you friend

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Sep 12, 2014 / 245,680 notes

shredtheaqua:

You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying “I just find it funny how ” because there’s a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny.

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memeguy-com:

My nephew has a toy dinosaur which we call sneaky dinosaur because he looks rather f sneaky
Sep 12, 2014 / 225 notes

memeguy-com:

My nephew has a toy dinosaur which we call sneaky dinosaur because he looks rather f sneaky

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Sep 12, 2014 / 194,883 notes

glasseskiwi:

5eva:

y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple

HORRIFIED SCREAMS

#I THINK THEY MEANT THE DEODORANT COMES OFF IN A NIPPLE SHAPE NOT THE ACTUAL NIPPLE

LESS HORRIFIED SCREAMS

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Sep 12, 2014 / 34,391 notes

fuckyeahthefabfour:

i wish my life was like the twist & shout scene in ferris bueller’s day off but if anything it’s more like the scene where cameron is hopelessly staring at that seurat painting while his friends are making out 

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Sep 12, 2014 / 130,959 notes

punkasfrick:

punkasfrick:

"Son," the father says, examining the broken petri dishes littered about the floor, “I’m not a mad scientist, I’m just a disappointed scientist.”

I don’t even care what you think this is the best post I’ve ever made

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