veganelfprincess:

kev-n:

The ol rrrrrrrazzle dazzle

The longer I watch, the funnier it gets

veganelfprincess:

kev-n:

The ol rrrrrrrazzle dazzle

The longer I watch, the funnier it gets

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What's My Age Again?
Blink 182
Enema Of The State

rusethefox:

mookie000:

test-tube-baby:

kushkarnie:

w1tch:

image

….

Omfg

… Holy crap I never realized that they sounded so similar. And I lived on that song when I was 10, lmao.

OMG

i’

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euphrasiefauchelevent:

why the hell does the official les mis score call empty chairs “café song” that makes it sound like its ambient coffee shop piano music or something what the heck


lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

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ruinedchildhood:

this episode messed my life up



parrotiny:

you know when a guy always wears comfortable clothes and then he once dresses up in a suit and youre like fuc k

and you know when a guy thats always dressed up to the nines changes into comfortable clothes and youre like fu ck

niall is the right amount of comfortable clothes and dressed up in suits for you to always be like F UCK

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licensetocannibalize:

"FOOD FIGHT", a young hannibal screams, as he hurls severed limbs at the rest of the children in the cafeteria.

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lardypoison:

people who say they’re into BBC stuff but they don’t even know this smooth operator

image

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touchmykittykat:

shasta-brah:

chappaai-trekker:

gifak-net:

SHARK ATTACK

She saw Jesus

This is the best thing I have ever seen.

I would have shit my pants.

touchmykittykat:

shasta-brah:

chappaai-trekker:

gifak-net:

SHARK ATTACK

She saw Jesus

This is the best thing I have ever seen.

I would have shit my pants.

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sweet-bitsy:

Come back here, son

sweet-bitsy:

Come back here, son

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loki-0f-sassgard:

0-memento-mori-0:

wholocked-in-221-b:

If you don’t reblog these in a pair I hate you

I actually had to do it twice, because I accidentally reblogged Malfoy first, and that’s almost as bad as not reblogging both of them.

SAMW

loki-0f-sassgard:

0-memento-mori-0:

wholocked-in-221-b:

If you don’t reblog these in a pair I hate you

I actually had to do it twice, because I accidentally reblogged Malfoy first, and that’s almost as bad as not reblogging both of them.

SAMW

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musicofthestage:

It’s funny because Malfoy’s has all sorts of comments and then you scroll down and it’s just Harry doing his thing.

musicofthestage:

It’s funny because Malfoy’s has all sorts of comments and then you scroll down and it’s just Harry doing his thing.

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